Sun, 27 April 2014
The "Dirty Sons of Pitches" are talking about good plans gone wrong as they pitch Murphy's Law pitches, namely a scheme or event that spirals out of control. The guys talk about recent strange movie projects in development, a scad of movies they watched, then play another game of Movies Against Humanity but they need YOU to judge the winner by emailing Ben and telling the guys who won the game.
Episode 81 includes:
-This Week's Pitch -- Murphy's Law!
-This Week's Game -- Movies Against Humanity!
-The guys draw a hand of movie titles and have to play one for a category. HOWEVER, they must defend and argue their choices BUT this time they need you to judge the winner.
Direct download: pitch_81.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:47pm EDT
Sat, 19 April 2014
The "Dirty Sons of Pitches" haven't provided a full commentary track in almost a year, so to celebrate Easter, they reopened a forgotten not-classic, 1994's "Dinosaur Island," a movie that could have more accurately been titled, "Big Booby Lady Island and Some Dinosaur Puppets."Ben and Nate bounce around a great array of topics as the film is so boring, which means you too need something else to entertain you, and that is this commentary. As always, look up the movie on Netflix streaming and then synch up when cued. Or you could listen freely to the conversation on early breast implants in history, the changing standards of beauty, the USA TV network's 90s lineup of original programming, soft-core vs. nudie cuties, and the practicality of breeding.
Listen away! Also available on iTunes!
Direct download: dinosaur_island.mp3
Category:Commentary -- posted at: 11:57pm EDT
Wed, 16 April 2014
In the absence of Eric, the remaining "Dirty Sons of Pitches" get all paranormal, pitching ghost stories while also playing their game Sequel-Ize it to imagine a Ghostbusters 3, a sequel reportedly ramping up into production. Along the way they also discuss "God's Not Dead" at length, Ben's misconceptions of what an NFL draft is, John Henson leaving Talk Soup, substitute teachers who appeared on physical game shows, the inexorable appeal of Mike O'Malley, the shocking news that science is now able to grow lady parts in a lab, the foibles of the found footage genre, Ben accurately guessing the ending to "Nymphomaniac," the appeal of contractions to the youth, crummy DeNiro horror movies, whether ghosts can reform, and the lack of a sign-off after 80 episodes.
Episode 80 includes:
-This Week's Pitch -- Ghost/Haunting Story!
-This Week's Game -- Sequel-Ize It!
-The guys hash out a topical and satisfying sequel for the "Ghostbusters" franchise.
Direct download: pitch_80_16-55-28.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:55pm EDT
Tue, 8 April 2014
The "Dirty Sons of Pitches" put together a lengthy conversation hashing out the best and worst TV finales in response to the hwoling dislike stemming from the "How I Met Your Mother" finale. Afterwards, they pitch movies around nationalistic super heroes in honor of the new Captain America film, and then they wrap things up playing a game of This Meets That.
Episode 79 includes:
-This Week's Pitch -- Nationalistic Hero!
-This Week's Game -- This Meets That!
Direct download: pitch_79.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:15am EDT
Mon, 31 March 2014
The "Dirty Sons of Pitches" are reunited for the first time in a month, and they welcome their pal Alan along for the fun. In honor of a new Muppets movie, the gents are pitching puppet-related films and shows. they talk about the new trailers for "Hercules" and Michael Bay's "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" reboot, but mostly they talk about weird tangents and inappropriate conversation topics. The gang plays another round of the newest game, Movies Against Humanity, and it leads to similar hilarious results.
Episode 78 includes:
-This Week's Pitch -- Puppets!
-This Week's Game -- Movies Against Humanity
Direct download: pitch_78.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:49pm EDT