The "Dirty Sons of Pitches" had a great idea, to watch the lowest-grossing wide release film of all time, "The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure." It'll be fun, they reasoned. Oh how wrong they were. Recording minutes after finishing that awful children's movie, the guys unleash their thoughts and reflections, trying to make sense of what will never make sense. If you've ever wanted to know what this movie was about, or what makes it... special, then this podcast will be enlightening and entertaining. Next week, they swear they'll have an actual pitch.
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Episode 43 includes:
-Two sad bits of news: the demise of "Poddammit" and the passing of "Pie in the Sky's" Richard Griffiths
-"Spring Breakers": If Terrence Malick made an exploitation film, this would be it.
-"Come Out and Play": Can a bad movie be saved by three minutes of cathartic (evil) child-killing?
-Ben finds the caveman version of Emma Stone to be... stirring.
-New Segment -- What the Hell Did We Just Watch? -- "The Oogieloves Movie"
-Meet the movie that officially broke Ben. He is a ruined man.
-Milkshake drinking contests, gassy birds, quadriplegic pillows, bad messages for children, and you can even watch Cary Elwes soul die HERE.
-Is Wendy the Window really an evil force purposely trapped in a window pane and manipulating others to be free? And how long before J. Edgar Hoover tries to make a move on her? What did I just write?
-Your kids deserve better, parents and exclusive Wal-Mart shoppers.
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