Fri, 22 April 2022
The "Dirty Sons of Pitches" are celebrating Easter with a very special movie about what if Muslim terrorists went back in time to kill Jesus before he was crucified. Yes, amazingly, this movie exists, and it's "Assassin 33 A.D.," also known as "Black Easter," and the guys are discussing it along with the Asylum mockbuster "10 Million B.C." way back when Roland Emmerich's "10,000 B.C." bombed in 2008.
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Episode 344 includes:
-Ezra Miller working extra hard to not be employable.
-Cronenberg is back to doing what Croneberg do.
-Horror flicks "X" and "Choose or Die" are derivative but neither as good or as bad as advertised.
-Switch the Pitch -- "10 Million B.C." / "Assassin 33 A.D."
-One involves a science team traveling to the past with dinosaurs, the other involves a military team, and scientists, traveling back to the past to kill or save Jesus, so it's only obvious that the combined pitch would be dinosaurs trying to kill Jesus. Surprisingly, both of these schlocky movies earn some respect.