Sun, 11 February 2018
The "Dirty Sons of Pitches" have been inundated by J.J. Abram's secretive sci-fi monster series, "Cloverfield," and are looking at the newest film that debuted on Netflix after the Super Bowl. The guys are also pitching movies that could appear within the Cloverfield universe and then playing a new game wherein they try and turn ordinary movies into new Cloverfield property tie-ins. Along the way the guys discuss talk about misinterpreting the "Truth About Cats and Dogs," Christopher McQuarrie's wicked laugh at Henry Cavill's mustache, whether Bryan Fuller will have a career anymore, who is sexier or the better actress: Dakota Johnson or Charisma Carpenter, hummingbird phalluses, the object permanence of masturbation, and what Elizabeth Perkins would do with a thirteen-year-old in a kaiju-sized Tom Hanks.
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Episode 203 includes:
-Uma Thurman comes clean on her conflicts with Harvey Weinstein and Quentin Tarantino.
-The team behind "Game of Thrones" is tapped to write and produce new "Star Wars" films, which means finally we get Luke and Leia together.
-"Fifty Shades Freed" is another bad, unsexy movie in a bad, unsexy trilogy of bad, unsexy movies.
-Ben says the Christian-oriented animated film "The Star" is sacrilegious and he's an atheist.
-The sudden "Cloverfield Paradox" might be the worst Cloverfield movie and with the least Cloverfield in it.
-This Week's Pitch -- Cloverfield Universe Movies!
-Ben pitches different movies that could be told within the larger Cloverfield cinematic universe.
-This Week's Game -- Cloverfield It!
-The guys randomly select movie titles and try and adapt them into Cloverfield movies, much like producers have been doing for years with unrelated scripts.